"A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church."
Goldie Hawn
as Gloria Mundy
Chevy Chase
as Tony Carlson
Burgess Meredith
as Mr. Hennessey
Eugene Roche
as Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
Dudley Moore
as Stanley Tibbets
Marilyn Sokol
as Stella
Brian Dennehy
as Fergie
Marc Lawrence
as Rupert Stiltskin
Rachel Roberts
as Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
Frances Bay
as Mrs. Russel
Queenie Smith
as Elsie
Billy Barty
as J.J. MacKuen
Chuck McCann
as Theatre Manager
Don Calfa
as Scarface
Bruce Solomon
as Scott
Cooper Huckabee
as Sandy
Pat Ast
as Mrs. Venus
Lou Cutell
as House Manager
William Frankfather
as Whitey Jackson
John Hancock
as Coleman
Barbara Sammeth
as Sally
Hope Summers
as Ethel
Irene Tedrow
as Mrs. Monk
Ion Teodorescu
as Turk
Janet Wood
as Sylvia
Cyril Magnin
as Pope Pius XIII
Rollin Moriyama
as Japanese Man
Mitsu Yashima
as Japanese Woman
M. James Arnett
as Truck Driver
Colin Higgins
Director
Writer
Peter V. Herald
Associate Producer
Edward K. Milkis
Producer
Thomas L. Miller
David M. Walsh
Director of Photography
Pembroke J. Herring
Editor
Lynn Stalmaster
Casting
Alfred Sweeney
Production Design
Tommy J. Huff
Stunts
Glynn Rubin
Frank James Sparks
Stunt Double
Alan Oliney
May Boss
Kitty O'Neil
Hal Needham
Jophery C. Brown
Craig R. Baxley
Stunt Coordinator
Charles Fox
Original Music Composer
E. Thomas Case
Makeup Artist
Susan Germaine
Hairstylist